Jan 12, 2012

slightly:

okayjokesover:

birdcage:

betweenthestories:

“When I told the operator what was going on she breathed in sharply and asked how many people were with me and whether anyone was hurt.” - Lost In A Good Book - Jasper Fforde

Sounds like fun…

“For over four hours they were at death grips” — Our Soldiers Speak, William Matthews and Dixon Wecter.

Bring. It. On.

“In the spring of 1945, while sitting for a portrait on April 12, President Franklin D. Roosevelt collapsed and died.” - Rough Magic: a biography of Sylvia Plath, Paul Alexander.

SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

I usually do this things for my own entertainment and then don’t reblog, but oh, my god. Page 45 of Me and My Electric, a book of short stories about kids with disabilities:

“She can, except it’s very difficult”.

 Ditto the first part, and mine was: ‘Irrespective of the work being undertaken, this theme of the work ethic empathises the importance of doing a job diligently.’

Their emphasis. I swear. This is an academic book btw.

(Source: loveclaire)

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