i am bored and like oversharing. someone ask me questions so i can reply when i wake up tomorrow. please thanks.
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
I pull a raised platform strung up with lights out of my mouthfrom “wake up your saints and settle down for the night” by Sasha Fletcher
without much difficulty and then I stand on the stage and wait
while a crowd gathers. What are you doing they say
and I tell them that I am performing miracles.
I start by placing all their trouble in my mouth
until the world seems brighter
and this brightness is directly related
to the lights on my stage. I receive wild
and unheralded applause. At the edge of town
is a vast encroaching darkness.
Can you swallow that too they say
and I tell them I can swallow that too.